1st it’s global warming, then ebola …. and now for the 2nd time this week someone made off with my strategically placed mid-run electrolyte water bottle …tantamount to horse thievery –(and we all know what they did to horse thieves back in the day) “..To hell in a handbag” my mother would say…
Well… I will leave two bottles out next time with a note saying” ..please leave one for me…” “Kill them with kindness..” she would also say
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You might use the ebola card. “Careful, may contain ebola virus”.
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Thanks Frank.. I actually thought I might leave a chewed piece of gum inside… but I’ve resigned to find a better hiding place…
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